Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy New Year! Bonne Année!

Happy new year, friends and comrades! Like so many others on this day, I am full of resolutions. Which ones will be kept remains to be seen, but in the spirt of sharing and accountability, I list them here.

1. Be nicer to people who don't understand how the internet works.

2. Learn how to make cinemagraphs.

3. Eat better. I eat so poorly, I'm in danger of getting rickets. I think my big stumbling block is actually having food in the house. I intend to remedy this in any way possible. If that means Fresh Direct, it means Fresh Direct.

4. Waste less time. Don't be intellectually lazy.

5. Implement all my schemes.

Obviously, this is a broad outline. But you get the picture.