Let's talk a little about coffee. I drink too much of it, but I love it, and I have never thought to myself, "What would coffee be like if David Lynch was responsible for making coffee?" And I never thought, "What would the commercial for this David Lynch made coffee be like?" and I never wondered "What would the commercial for the David Lynch made coffee be like if he turned the camera on a Barbie head for four and a half minutes?". I never wondered any of these things.
Well. Now I know.